Please refrain from airing your Mother's Day commercials when I am in the room. My hormones cannot take you at this time.
One Emotional Prego
Thanks for telling Mommy her tummy is a “fat balloon.” Actually, it gave me a pretty good laugh. I love you.
Dear Cashier at Chick-fil-a,
Thank you for telling me I have the cutest baby bump. You just made my day.
Hungry Pregnant Chick
Dear Midnight Heartburn and Acid Reflux,
Stop it. Like. right. n o w. It's not a choice.
Tired at 37 Weeks
Dear Postpartum Depression,
I'm going to kick your ass if you decide to show up for Round Two.
This Rock Star Mom
Dear Baby Girl,
I know your GG wants you to stay put until her vacation time, but she's not the one waddling around with a baby wedged between her pelvis. However, if you don't decide to come early like your big sister, then please be courteous and wait until after Emmalyn's dance recital on the 17th.
A Mama to Almost Two
Dear Friends & Family,
Thank you for all your sweet calls, texts, and messages checking on me. I greatly appreciate it!