Tuesday, January 20, 2015

I Have a Favorite Child

I have a favorite child. There! I said it!

If you don't have any kids, or you have an only, you may be saying to yourself right now: How on earth could she say such a thing? She's a terrible mom...

But, if you have multiple little ones running around 24/7/365, then you may be singing: Yes! Yes, me too! I'm not the only one! Finally, someone said it out loud. I'm not crazy...

Do you want to know who my favorite child is?

My eight month-old.

Why?

Because she doesn't sass me. She doesn't leave a mess all over the floor for me to trip over. She doesn't scream in my face when I tell her she cannot have eleventy more crackers. She doesn't throw herself on the floor when I tell her she cannot watch four more hours of Sheriff Callie. She doesn't say things like, It's all your fault! or I don't want to brush my teeth--stop touching me! or my favorite, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Nope. My eight month-old doesn't do any of that.

Instead, she's sweet and smiley and cuddly and laughs at all my jokes and animal noises. And she doesn't run away when I sit her down on the floor.

But. Then comes nighttime, when my eight month-old is tired and fussy and plays The Don'tYouDareTakeMeOffTheBoobOrIWillScreamEvenLouder Game. Oh you know it? It's a Classic.

That's when I pass her off to Daddy and climb in bed with my SassyPants (a.k.a. my four year-old) and read books to her. That's when she gives me butterfly and Eskimo kisses and says things like, Today was the best day ever! or Daddy and I are getting married 'cuz we're in love! or my favorite, I love you the biggest much of all, Momma!

And that's when my four year-old is my favorite child.


loyally,
katie

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2 comments:

  1. I too have a favorite child! Like you, it's never the same kid. Thanks for saying what I think most moms (and dad's) feel!

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